The Spread of Ninjitsu


Back in the 1970's the art of Ninjitsu spread over to the Western Hemisphere. Jujitsu, Karatae, Tai-Kwon-Do, and many other offensive techniques became the most popular quickly. But in more recent years (and this did not come from Japan) practices that focused on inner peace found their way into classrooms. Now, all sorts of Eastern techniques and practices are frequent in the West, and especially America.


This is why ninjas are so cool, and why even America thinks so:

  1. They hate the Samurai, because they suck
  2. Assassins are cool by definition
  3. Ninjas have superb stealth
  4. They totally flip out and kick pirate's heads off (to Sara Whittle and Courtney Cox)
  5. Ninjas aren't just about kicking heads off, they want inner peace too
  6. They don't need weapons to kill someone, like the Samurai do
  7. Ninjas NEVER use guns, they don't need them.
  8. Their shurikans are very cool

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